Shalayne had her birthday yesterday and she got an assortment of DVDs (her favorite!) One was "New Moon," which Alison said she hadn't seen yet. So, after a whirlwind Monday shopping trip to Spanish Fork (during which I spent money I did not have. But those composition notebooks are soooooo preeeeeeeetty!!), we came back home and watched "New Moon." Alison's review (direct quote, honest to Sparkles): "It makes me want to slit my wrists."
So, in the interest of preventing that from happening, I proudly link to my favorite Twilight parody-ist, Cleolinda! (Link is to her "Movies in Fifteen Minutes: New Moon." Trust me, there's plenty more where that came from!)
Also, here's a quote from the Master Cleo herself, which I think perfectly sums up the Twilight phenomedazzlesagathing: "It's like I'm in my kitchen and there's that Twinkie sitting on the counter, and I know, I know, that not one single ingredient in that thing originated in nature. "Flour," maybe, and I'm not even so sure about that. And yet.... SUGARRRRRRRR."
I figure that Twilight is one of the funniest things to parody (outside of Cleo, here are three without breaking a sweat. Okay, two more, just for kicks). And whether you're a crazed Twi-hard or if you're a scoffer... or if you just enjoy a good laugh at the expense of the scoffers and Twi-hards. Just enjoy.
I can't resist - one more for the road (and because I'm a competitive sucker):
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