Increase of sales tax in Arlington, TX: 0.5 cents
Tickets in the nosebleeds for the season opener just so you can watch the game on TV anyway: $50
(tickets underneath the cage dancers: $65)
Premium Parking: $75
The publicity from Jay Leno and Frank Caliendo making jokes about the new home of the divas of the NFL: $0
(jokes about the cheerleaders cost extra)
Watching Eli Manning and the Giants' offensive line march down in the last two minutes for a field goal and thus ruining Jerry Jones' party: Priceless.
Oh - the irony.
Cheer up - at least your girlfriend got a ride home. With Lawrence Tynes.