Sunday, September 20, 2009

What Money Can't Buy

Increase of sales tax in Arlington, TX: 0.5 cents

Tickets in the nosebleeds for the season opener just so you can watch the game on TV anyway: $50

(tickets underneath the cage dancers: $65)

Premium Parking: $75

Nachos: $15

The publicity from Jay Leno and Frank Caliendo making jokes about the new home of the divas of the NFL: $0

(jokes about the cheerleaders cost extra)

Watching Eli Manning and the Giants' offensive line march down in the last two minutes for a field goal and thus ruining Jerry Jones' party: Priceless.

Oh - the irony.

Cheer up - at least your girlfriend got a ride home. With Lawrence Tynes.

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